THE RANDOMEST POST
Instructions:
- Pick a character of mine you'd like to play with.
- Figure out a character of YOURS you'd like to throw at them.
- Plug their names into THIS plot generator. Or this one. Or hey, either one of these. Post a picture. Or a list of words. A TFLN. WHATEVER YOU WANT.
- Make sure to put the character you want in the subject line.
- I'll reply with a starter and away we go!

Re: NO SURPRISE ELPHABAS. Let's try this.
"You're not standing there being gorgeous in a lacey gown?"
no subject
"All right, that would not be... inaccurate, strictly."
no subject
"Let's see it, then."